AvatarCatherine Kauffman
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Catherine Kauffman
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Robert Knable
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After shutting out Martina Navratilova, Catherine left the professional tennis circuit, got a proper Dorothy Hamil haircut and joined the Stolz-Mead team. An avid True Crime fan, Catherine is fully prepared to solve (or possibly commit?) any future felony. Keith Morrison, this one’s for you...In her free time, Catherine can often be found tending to her 2 dozen children & 2 dozen Sphynx cats...all named Harry. David was a 6'2" blonde when he left the Bronx for the US Army. Durning his first International Tour of Duty, he managed to date every woman in Europe. Following a stint at Borden Chemical, David had a spiritual awakening, resulting in him founding the Stolz-Mead empire. He has since been crowned the pickle-ball champion of the world. David spends his free time training his dog Brody to pick the winning racehorses. Robert grew up in a field, playing little league baseball in Youngstown, Ohio with Ed O’Neill. One of them went on to be an actor starring in Married with Children and Modern Family. The other has achieved great success, fame and fortune at Stolz-Mead, earning him a coveted star on the Columbus Ohio Walk of Fame.  
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Allison Simons
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Brian Gibbs
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Known around the town as Columbus's professional participator, it is a fact that Allison Simons has never received an award or trophy. Though she's tried for years, she's only received an 8th place heat ribbon in swimming, which is almost last place. Mostly recently, Allison received a 10K walk t-shirt, because the event ran out of medals. Long-lost twin sister of Khloe Kardashian, Jacqueline was banished at a young age to The Big Island of Hawaii, for being too tall. Initially finding success as a carnival performer, she eventually was crowned Lei Queen of Hawaii, reigning for an unprecedented 18 terms, before being ousted by THE Queen herself. Jacqueline, eager to trade in gorgeous Island life for the duller Midwest winter, excitedly joined the Stolz-Mead team, where she now reigns supreme as Queen of the Vile Smoothie. Once a competitive sand volleyball trophy winner, Brian gave it up after his {REDACTED} vertical jump. Of late, jumping is just one of his many problems, but we’re not sure how many there are since math is another. Brian prides himself on the fact that he’s never failed at anything, he just finds all the wrong ways of doing them. Brian is always the first to remind us, “if at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever even tried.”  
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